THE PAD IS OPEN / WALLET LAUNCHES ARE NOT LIVE YET

ASS MEMES / SOLANA / PUMP.FUN

THE ASSLAUNCHPAD.

Ass memes deserve their own launchpad. Bring the name, the cheeks, the ticker. Browse the pad while we wire up the send button.

HOW IT WORKS SEE RECENT ASSES ↓

NO RANDO COINS ON THE PAD.

RECENT ASSES.

Every ass in this feed has to come through the pad. First launch gets the first row.

0 VERIFIED LAUNCHESFirst ass gets first dibs.
ASSPAD LAUNCHES 0
NO LAUNCHES YET

Asspad launches only. Market caps are timestamped snapshots.

Checking Asspad launches…

—Market caps appear here only after launches are verified.

NAME IT. SEND IT. OWN IT.

HOW TO
SEND AN ASS.

01 / CONNECT

CONNECT YOUR WALLET.

Solflare or Phantom. Your wallet stays yours.

02 / BUILD

GIVE IT CHEEKS.

Name it. Ticker it. Give it original art. No stolen faces.

03 / SIGN

SEND THE ASS.

You review the launch in your own wallet. When it lands on Pump.fun, it hits the pad.

Wallet launches are not live yet. Fee split and launch rules →

THE $ASS LOOP / PLANNED, NOT LIVE

CHEEKS IN.
FEES BACK.

Asspad's proposed split: 70% of creator fees to the coin's launcher; 30% to the pad. The plan is to use the pad's entire received share to buy and burn $ASS once the coin and the rails exist.

01COINS TRADEIf nobody trades, nothing accrues.
02FEES SPLIT70% creator / 30% Asspad*
03BUY + BURNProposed. Not active.

*The fee split and buyback rule are the plan, not live machinery. $ASS does not exist on-chain yet; no buys or burns have happened. Receipts come before victory laps. Burns do not guarantee price support. The numbers and rules →

ASSFINDER / HALL OF ASS

THE NEXT
BIG ASS.

Original AssFinder cartoon detective mascot

NO PICK YET

ASSFINDER IS
ON THE HUNT.

When coins actually launch on the pad, AssFinder will hunt for one worth the spotlight every 30 minutes. No coins, no pick. A spotlight is not a promise of buyers.

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