ASS MEMES / SOLANA / PUMP.FUN
THE ASSLAUNCHPAD.
Ass memes deserve their own launchpad. Bring the name, the cheeks, the ticker. Connect a wallet. Give your ass a name, a ticker and a face. Send a real Pump coin—no imaginary cheeks.
APPROVED**NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE.
IT'S A BUTT JOKE.
NO RANDO COINS ON THE PAD.
RECENT ASSES.
ASS CAT and GYATT just hit the pad. Which ass gets sent next?
ASS CAT + GYATT HAVE LANDED. YOUR ASS NEXT?
Checking Asspad launches…
NAME IT. SEND IT. OWN IT.
HOW TO
SEND AN ASS.
CONNECT YOUR WALLET.
Solflare or Phantom. Your wallet stays yours.
GIVE IT CHEEKS.
Name it. Ticker it. Give it original art. No stolen faces.
SEND THE ASS.
You review coin creation in your own wallet. A second wallet approval is required to lock 70/30; no coin reaches this feed until indexing is verified.
Connect and draft on the launcher page. Coin creation works; the 70/30 split is only real after the separate fee update is verified on-chain. Fee split and launch rules →
THE $ASS LOOP / PLANNED, NOT LIVE
CHEEKS IN.
FEES BACK.
The disclosed goal for finalized fee-sharing configs: 70% of actual creator fees to a coin's launcher; 30% to the pad. A coin starts at 100% creator until its second approval is confirmed. The plan is to use the pad's entire received share to buy and burn $ASS once the coin and the rails exist.
*ASS CAT and FATASS have verified on-chain 70/30 configs; GYATT was 100% creator at the last check. Each coin needs its own on-chain fee verification; earlier fees are not retroactive. $ASS is not minted; no buys or burns have happened. Receipts come before victory laps. Burns do not guarantee price support. The numbers and rules →
ASSFINDER / HALL OF ASS
THE NEXT
BIG ASS.
NO PICK YET
ASSFINDER IS
ON THE HUNT.
After eligible launches are indexed and reviewed, AssFinder may spotlight one every 30 minutes. There is no live selection or pick yet. A spotlight is not a promise of buyers.
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