THE PAD IS OPEN / WALLET LAUNCHES LIVE · 70/30 REQUIRES TWO APPROVALS

ASS MEMES / SOLANA / PUMP.FUN

THE ASSLAUNCHPAD.

Ass memes deserve their own launchpad. Bring the name, the cheeks, the ticker. Connect your wallet and launch a real Pump coin. The first approval creates it; a second, separate approval is required before its fees are 70% creator / 30% Asspad.

OPEN LAUNCHER SEE RECENT ASSES ↓

NO RANDO COINS ON THE PAD.

RECENT ASSES.

Only origin-verified launches belong here. One real test coin has launched, but the automated feed and market-cap index are not live yet.

0 VERIFIED LAUNCHESFirst ass gets first dibs.
ASSPAD LAUNCHES 0
NO LAUNCHES YET

Asspad launches only. Market caps are timestamped snapshots.

Checking Asspad launches…

—Market caps appear here only after launches are verified.

NAME IT. SEND IT. OWN IT.

HOW TO
SEND AN ASS.

01 / CONNECT

CONNECT YOUR WALLET.

Solflare or Phantom. Your wallet stays yours.

02 / BUILD

GIVE IT CHEEKS.

Name it. Ticker it. Give it original art. No stolen faces.

03 / SIGN

SEND THE ASS.

You review coin creation in your own wallet. A second wallet approval is required to lock 70/30; no coin reaches this feed until indexing is verified.

Connect and draft on the launcher page. Coin creation works; the 70/30 split is only real after the separate fee update is verified on-chain. Fee split and launch rules →

THE $ASS LOOP / PLANNED, NOT LIVE

CHEEKS IN.
FEES BACK.

The disclosed goal for finalized fee-sharing configs: 70% of actual creator fees to a coin's launcher; 30% to the pad. A coin starts at 100% creator until its second approval is confirmed. The plan is to use the pad's entire received share to buy and burn $ASS once the coin and the rails exist.

01COINS TRADEIf nobody trades, nothing accrues.
02FEES SPLIT70% creator / 30% Asspad*
03BUY + BURNProposed. Not active.

*A test coin exists, but its fee split is still 100% creator. Do not assume any launch has a verified 70/30 split until its own on-chain fee config confirms it. $ASS is not minted; no buys or burns have happened. Receipts come before victory laps. Burns do not guarantee price support. The numbers and rules →

ASSFINDER / HALL OF ASS

THE NEXT
BIG ASS.

Original AssFinder cartoon detective mascot

NO PICK YET

ASSFINDER IS
ON THE HUNT.

After eligible launches are indexed and reviewed, AssFinder may spotlight one every 30 minutes. There is no live selection or pick yet. A spotlight is not a promise of buyers.

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